diaryof-alittleswitch:

I want stuffies, cheetos or strawberry milk instead of flowers

(Source: honey-i-dont-care)

(Source: taopiota, via stelle-nel-cielo)

I needed a win

And I got one.

Twice a year at work we have a ratings period that lasts like 100 days or something. We got our numbers in today from the most recent one.

We are now the #1 station in the area for the first time in I think 7 years. And I jumped up a significant amount of points, and even more in our core demographic. I think I had some of the highest numbers in the station? I scored a hug from Chip and many “I’m proud of you”s from work, family, and friends.

I’m still fucking giddy! And here I thought I was doing a shit job. I guess not.

I’m celebrating by doing nothing productive today for reals. I’m resting. I’l do stuff tomorrow. For tonight, I’m relaxing my ass off.

I’m starting a running list of things I wanna get/buy/do when I’m not pregnant anymore

walelawho:

  • Go to a deli
  • Buy 5 different kinds of deli turkey and make the biggest fuck off sandwich ever
  • Wine
  • more thigh highs
  • Mexican restuarnt and order 3 large bowls of cheese dip
  • Margarita
  • a couple of garter belts
  • Wine
  • All the spicy foods
  • more skirts
  • beer
  • sushi (I’m not even that big of a fan. I just can’t have it at all)
  • a medium rare steak
  • some matching bra and panty sets
  • another medium rare steak
  • Wine
  • a pair or two of “fuck me” heels 
  • jump up and down
  • lay flat on my back for hours
  • run
  • lift heavy shit
  • Wine
  • Have a friend that I trust help me/shoot me in a photo shoot that toes the line of classy
  • Wine
  • possibly cross that line
  • jesus, what is going on with me

I’m starting a running list of things I wanna get/buy/do when I’m not pregnant anymore

  • Go to a deli
  • Buy 5 different kinds of deli turkey and make the biggest fuck off sandwich ever
  • Wine
  • more thigh highs
  • Mexican restaurant and order 3 large bowls of cheese dip
  • Margarita
  • a couple of garter belts
  • Wine
  • All the spicy foods
  • more skirts
  • beer
  • sushi (I’m not even that big of a fan. I just can’t have it at all)
  • a medium rare steak
  • some matching bra and panty sets
  • another medium rare steak
  • Wine
  • a pair or two of “fuck me” heels 
  • jump up and down
  • lay flat on my back for hours
  • run
  • lift heavy shit
  • Wine

plainmarc said: You could do the month of. .. drawings? Fave songs? Videos? Lunches? Poems?

You know, I wasn’t really considering doing a month of anything next month. Take a breather after all the selfie. But now that you’ve sent this I’m reconsidering, It does give me daily content. 

Drawing is out cuz I can’t draw for shit, much less every day of a month.

Videos? idk. They would quickly turn into little clips of me saying things like, “Hey guys, I just farted, bye!” I’m afraid I’d run out of things for video after a week or less.

Lunches are a no go because I’m more of a grazer. I eat little bits throughout the day, and usually the same things since I’m poor and WIC thinks people survive solely on milk, cheese, and juice.

Poems are also out because, honestly, I don’t know much in the way of poetry and me trying to write poetry would be a disservice to everyone on tumblr.

Now fave songs…..that seems promising. That way I don’t have to choose just one, because it’s an ever changing answer. It depends on the day and my mood and what’s going on.

Marc….You may have convinced me to do a month of songs. AND IT’S THE SAME ACRONYM! (or initialism. It depends on if you say each letter or saying T-mos)

steamynights said: I can't believe how pretty you are. You have the look and voice for TV but instead your on the radio.

Thank you! I’m in radio because I love radio. I love music. I love being silly on the air. I wanted to be in this industry for as long as I can remember. Like when someone asked me when I was 5 what I wanted to be when I grew up I would say “A radio DJ or She-ra”.(I also wanted to be a concert pianist, an Olympic swimmer, even though I couldn’t swim, and a writer.) Since I’ll never be 6 feet tall with blonde hair, a flawless rack, and sword wielding skills, I did radio. Just fell into it. BSed my way is more like it, but it worked!

I’ve been told I should look into getting into TV, but I wouldn’t know where to start, and I’d have to look like I had my shit together, like, everyday. Not my forte. Radio allows me to hide a bit on the days I can’t be bothered to run a brush through my hair. Plus, it’s fun seeing people’s reactions when they meet me for the first time after hearing me on air. They don’t think my voice matches my face or height.

Thanks for stopping in.

i typed “random gif” into my google search bar

iamlucyspet:

and this is what it came up with:

image

now you do the same. show your work.

That was my second one. The first one I got was this:

melodramagic:

stop-hodoring:

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

Jesus Christ what a majestic creature


 Gimme that direwolf. 

I want a big ass dog. One big enough for me to ride around town.

melodramagic:

stop-hodoring:

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

Jesus Christ what a majestic creature

Gimme that direwolf.

I want a big ass dog. One big enough for me to ride around town.

marinatinginmyawesomeness:

There are some people you find on social media who you want to hang out with and be friends with…and there are some who you want to do sweaty, grown-up things with until you both collapse in a satiated, mutually satisfied heap.

I’m OK if you think of me either way.

TMOS

rouxnybtrfly:

What if after TMOS we don’t post ANY selfies for at least a month and for those of us who are in the process of body modification and losing weight and stuff, people will be like, I WONDER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE! But only our close friends and loved ones will know?

What IF? Who wants to do it with me? Who wants to do TMONS?

A-I’m still so happy and surprised other people are doing this and talking about it and making their own posts about it.
B- I might do it. idk though. This sucker doesn’t pop out until early september and I don’t know if I’d be able to resist posting my ridonkulous growing bump.

What do you guys think?

TMOS: the transformation. I’m a lion.

Roar, motherfuckers, roar.

Dear Mother Nature

After my pregnancy can I lose my belly but keep my ass and boobs? I’ve grown pretty fond of them.
Sincerely,
Me